Saturday, November 29, 2014
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
The Ant and the Ladybug - joke
The ant says to the ladybug: "If you're male, why don't they call you MANbug?"
The ladybug then replies: "If YOU'RE a male, why don't they call you uncle?"
The ladybug then replies: "If YOU'RE a male, why don't they call you uncle?"
-gem baysan
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Movie Review - Battle: Los Angeles
reviewed Battle: Los Angeles and gave it
3.5 stars: "I went in with low expectations and was entertained for 2 hours.
It's a neat premise, although not an original one. If you've played Halo before
and watched District 9 you've pretty much seen this cliche filled movie. That
being said, it's a fun movie with good CGI that doesn't h...urt the movie (
I find a lot of movies depend on CGI these days.)
Summary: good suspenseful
scenes with a predictable cliche filled plot that had me rolling my eyes at some
parts, but i don't go to Sci-fi films for the acting. If you like sci-fi and
like first person shooter games like Halo or even Call of Duty, go see this on
the big screen
-gem baysan
3.5 stars: "I went in with low expectations and was entertained for 2 hours.
It's a neat premise, although not an original one. If you've played Halo before
and watched District 9 you've pretty much seen this cliche filled movie. That
being said, it's a fun movie with good CGI that doesn't h...urt the movie (
I find a lot of movies depend on CGI these days.)
Summary: good suspenseful
scenes with a predictable cliche filled plot that had me rolling my eyes at some
parts, but i don't go to Sci-fi films for the acting. If you like sci-fi and
like first person shooter games like Halo or even Call of Duty, go see this on
the big screen
-gem baysan
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Piggie Smalls - Pigs in Boots
E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR MOM: Piggie Smalls
It was nearly two years ago today that we brought you the story of Cinders, a tiny pig so afraid of mud that his owners fitted him with small, green pig boots. Remember him?
Of course you do.
Well thanks to The Graham Norton Show on BBC America — arguably the best talk show on TV, for reasons not unrelated to this post — we have been introduced to yet another piglet in boots.
This is Clive.
Clive is an obviously British miniature piglet, whose owners apparently took some cues from Cinders and fitted him with small red Wellington boots taken off of a Paddington Bear doll. He’s also #1 on my poll for “Things I would like to simultaneously raise as my own/Eat for breakfast.”
So once again, thanks England, for seeing a small pair of boots on a bear doll and thinking “I wonder if those would fit my pet pig” and then actually putting them on your pet pig. Your insanity is the BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico that is my bloodstream.
Of course you do. Well thanks to The Graham Norton Show on BBC America — arguably the best talk show on TV, for reasons not unrelated to this post — we have been introduced to yet another piglet in boots.
This is Clive.
So once again, thanks England, for seeing a small pair of boots on a bear doll and thinking “I wonder if those would fit my pet pig” and then actually putting them on your pet pig. Your insanity is the BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico that is my bloodstream.
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